Week 6….tick tock

Six weeks of being unemployed….HOLLER!  If this keeps up i’ll be living on ramen an kool-aid baby.  I orginally, many moons ago thought this would be a great weekend to go to ESPN the Weekend in Orlando so I could meet man-child Brandon Jacobs.  Alas, I will not be doing this.

I could continue to bitch about being unemployed, but I think you already know my feelings about that.  So….

 

Albert Haynesworth gets a 7-year $100 million deal (41 mil guaranteed).  Huh?  So Dan Snyder is giving a guy who plays mainly on running downs at least 41 mil.  We all know that Haynesworth will get cut before the contract is over, but that much money to someone who doesn’t play every snap and is over 300 pounds and is closing in on the age of 30….that’s insanity.  Perhaps if I majored in face-stomping I too could be well compensated. 

This is rich

Tick….Tock…..Tick…Tock

The unemployment clock now ticks to three weeks.  Here are my stats:

157 jobs applied for with 82 coverletters……

The result…..2 fucking phone calls and a host of spam in my inbox.

Here’s my retort to all the assholes out there that are filling up my inbox with spamy “jobs” that ask me for an investment.  Go fuck yourselves.  You are the lowest of the low.  You should be forced to die a slow and painful death.  You are as bad or worse than the motherfucking assholes out there that create computer viruses.