If you buy Video Professor products, I’d like to sell you a “jump to conclusions” mat.
If you want to learn how to do stuff by paying for a video, watching it and learning….then I applaud your willingness to part with your money. The Video Professor teaches you important things such as:
“Learn the internet”
Where you learn how to establish an internet connection, get three CD Roms, a mouse, headphones and a calculator for some reason? You will learn how to use the email, navagate the web, dowload files and shop on-line. Of course these are just some of the highlights. Or maybe you would prefer…….
“How to Ebay”
In this fantastic video learning tool, you will:
Learn the history of Ebay
Understand the bidding process
Learn to sell
Understand feedback
WHAT A VALUABLE TOOL! If only there were some way to understand how this “Ebay” works? Perhaps their website would be helpful. Since ebay exists to help people buy and sell goods, what are the odds that they might have step-by-step procedures to learn how to use this? The odds are good.
If you are a total fool and spend this money on these items, keep in mind the cost is $189.00 per video lesson. I actually called them to find this out, since it’s not explained on their not so awesome website. Additionally, I was told I could try out the “learn the internet” lesson for ten days, then I could return it or they would convienently bill my credit card.
The woman also told me that I could learn more about their products by visiting their website for more information about the learn the internet lesson! Hmmmmm, if I can’t navigate the internets, don’t I need the video first?
What a crock of shit…..in my opinion. Look, I don’t know about you but typically when I buy products they come with instruction manuals with pictures and words in them about how to use said product.
In 2008, even my parents understand how to get online, and my redneck neighbors even have myspace pages with crazy layouts on them which they created…….AND they don’t even have a computer!
Look, if you want to give this company your money, go ahead. But, I have a deal for you. Before buying one of those fine products, punch your self in the head, then contact the LWN internet team and we will only charge you $100 per lesson. REALIZE THE SAVINGS!
It looks like I better be careful when talking about the good doc. Apparently, the company tried to sue anonymous individuals who made disparaging remarks about the company or complained about their billing procedure by getting their personal IP addresses.
Let’s Review:
8-2-1. No this is not an area code or prefix dear readers. This was my sterling record last week. Granted, I missed three games (Carolina-KC and Buffalo-AZ, New England-SF), but that was a simple oversight as I attempted to cram in as much crap into one post as possible. Not to be outdone, my dog went 9-4-1, not bad for his first attempt.
While I know I am totally biting this bit from The Sports Guy, I figure I will track my dog’s progress against Bill Simmons. He might be able to whoop up on him, just like his wife does. Then again, my dog is spoiled and may not go for this every week as he has an attitude problem. He can be a total premadonna sometimes.
An old photo- Boss contemplating peanutbutter ropes and the Bears -3.5
I don’t have much to say except that I am very unhappy with the philadelphia offense, due to their history of not scoring touchdowns inside the one yard line. This leads to blown up parlays when you take the skins and the over.
That love of the week was a gimme. The Bears took it to the hapless Lions with ease. So much so that Lovie Smith challenged a play where a reception was ruled incomplete, even though pass intereference was granted to it did not change the outcome of the play. Lovie Smith must be a fantasy football fan and wanted to make sure his reciever was credited with the yards. I wonder how many fantasy games nation-wide were altered by that challenge.
So I was wrong about the Giants, I figured they would come off a bye and look worse than Joan Rivers. Oh well, I’m cool with the loss.
In game observations from last week:
2:30pm: In one of my fantasy football games, I have 5.9 fantasy points at half and have the lead by 4.9 points.
2:35pm: The referee in the KC-Carolina game called Kansas City, Kansas “silly.”
Ronnie brown looks good in that wildcat formation that no one can defend.
2:45pm: In another fantasy league, my season has been so painful that when teams like Green Bay score a TD, you know your opponent’s player (Donald Driver) has scored before you even check. My stud RB, Larry Johnson had 38 points last week and 0 points at the half.
3:15pm: Indianapolis Colts?
4:30 pm: Seattle plays worse than a bag of dog shit on fire, atleast the flaming dog shit serves a purpose. Buffalo looks like the last 8 years without Trent Edwards. New England is completely human.
Sage Rosenfels has been lauded in the past as a great spot QB, yet he debunked that myth by fumbling helicopter-stlye when it wasn’t needed, then threw the game preserving INT afterwards. 17 points with under 6 minutes left is hard to overcome unless playing the Texans.
6:15pm: My fantasy team is up 21.06 to 12.85.
The Bills didn’t challenge that Robert Royal play?????? When would there be a better time to challenge a play, you are down 31-17 fuckheads.
NEWS:
FCC sides with NFL Network:
The FCC has ruled that Comcast should carry the NFL network in its regular cable line-up. Comcast has said time and time again it will force higher fees for customers. Either way you are screwed.
This just in, my dog is not interested in picking games this week.
Arrest of the week:
Usually I only select football players, but welcome to the club Astros pitcher Brandon Backe!!!!!
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