June Jones/Colt Brennan Leave Hawaii For Greener Pastures, Readers Still Hate Kaplan572

Well Warrior fans, your two most notable residents will be leaving you soon.  Your boy Colt Brennan left his heart, and many brain cells on the field in Louisiana after getting throttled by Georgia.  Now your undisputed leader is leaving to go coach a dead program in Dallas.  By the way, SMU plays in Conference USA a mid level conference with no major bowl tie-ins.  Jones left the WAC, a better conference which has made a name for itself the past two years.

Even though I assume your administrative officials performed a “haka” in front of Jones to keep him from leaving, it was not enough.  You see Hawaii fans, you had a magical season now it is over.  Your temperate climate was not enough to keep your coach.  Perhaps the combination of your expensive goods, crappy pay and aging facilities forced your leader out.  If you want to play with the big boys, you need to “pony” up the dough…exactly what SMU did. 

American Gladiators, then and now

This youtube clip alone shows how great of a show American Gladiators was. I’m happy to say that its return does not disappoint. Gone are the days of the mullet, Larry Czonka, and Joe Theisman… Now its time for Hulk Hogan, Ali’’s daughter, and HELLga (pictured right)!!! Seriously, these Gladiator chicks are hot ()! Perhaps this is why Hulk Hogan left his wife…. The ex-Mrs. Hogan is probably what the 1980’s Gladiator chicks look like nowadays. I wouldn’t mind getting taken down by any of these gladiatorettes, granted their clits probably look like, and are the size of catcher’s mitts.

As for the events, they are pretty much the same. Little tweaks here and there as well as a couple new events.

BCS National Championship Wrap-up

“The BCS Wrap-up Brought to you by the almost deceased 1996 Subaru Impreza”

In an odd twist of fate, the college football season ended on the same day that my 1996 Subaru died.  Yes, the one that sponsors the picks for you.  Perhaps it was just to much for the car to see its 12th football season come to a close.  Perhaps the 2007 itself was too much for the car.  In any event, let’s focus on the good times with the 1996 Subaru, instead of yesterday’s grim estimate  (when you have a car worth about $1500, its hard to justify spending $1200 on it to fix it).    

Hoosier Hysteria off the basketball court.

Indiana basketball is ranked at 13th currently. Hoosier fans are rejoicing after the few lack luster years we have suffered through in basketball. IU is a school known for basketball and not making the tournament for two years in a row is very disappointing. During my time as an undergrad we did make it through March Madness all the way to the title game and mass chaos ensued around Bloomington. If you would like some stories let me know, I have plenty of them.