The World Loves Colt Brennan.

Kaplan572 has some thoughts on Colt Brennan.  Not too many of them seem so positive.  Let the insults fly.

 

Colt Brennan is a Jackass.  There I said it.  He’s an untalented sexual offender (allegedly) that plays on a team that can beat its terrible opponents with or without him.  Do I know the guy?  Nope.  Does it matter?  Not one bit.  So here it is; the story of Colt Brennan.

 

There’s no mystery behind the worlds obsession with this reckless heathen.  He has all of the big 3 needed to become a sports celebrity:  a hot girlfriend, a controversial dark past, and he’s the center piece of a team that can’t seem to lose.  Luckily for Colt it doesn’t matter how he got here, it doesn’t matter the his girlfriend only likes him for his success, it doesn’t matter how he got past some very serious criminal charges that he may very well be guilty of committing, and it doesn’t matter that his team doesn’t need him to win games.

 

After playing high school ball at Mater Dei High School in Santa Ana, California and supposedly playing well against supposedly good teams the guy gets the break of his life with a chance to play at a big time college university (Colorado).  Now what does this guy do with the opportunity of his life?  That’s right he breaks into a girls room uninvited, steals things, is “sexually inappropriate”, and refuses to leave.  What’s his defense you ask?  He was drunk and he doesn’t remember!  The complaintant seems to remember.  From the link above-

“Brennan walked into the woman’s room uninvited with an erect penis showing out of his pants, lay on her bed and told her: “Come here, let’s play,” according to an arrest report.Brennan was visibly drunk, the woman told police, and he tried to get her to touch him. She declined and told him to leave, but he didn’t and instead pushed her to the bed and began fondling her under her clothes, the report said.”

Being the gentleman Colt is, he presented his side of the story saying-

“He denied touching her but admitted to having his penis exposed for “several seconds,” the [arrest] report said.”

Colt says, he made a mistake, and then they let the guy go.  Let me ask you this if someone breaks into your house, steals shit and molests someone on the way out; are you ok with them calling it a mistake?  Is it ok as long as the person was drunk and can’t remember?  Plain and simple, this guy is an idiot, and a lucky idiot at that.

 

Now that we got that out of the way lets talk for a second about football.  So the guy’s on an undefeated team, Hawaii is now 11-0.  It sure sounds good but let’s see who they’ve played.  Hmmm, interesting, Hawaii’s opponents have a combined record of 46-79, for those of you that don’t follow sports that means they stink!  They only played 2 teams all year long with winning records, the Fresno State Bulldogs and the Boise State Broncos (neither of these teams have beaten anyone worth mentioning).  Let’s go further, being that Colt Brennan is supposedly the center of the offense does anyone else find it odd that the only game he didn’t play all year is the same game that Hawaii scored it’s most points for a single game.  They scored 66 points in the game without Colt and the backup QB’s threw for 363 yards and 5 td’s.  Why does Hawaii even waste there time with this criminal?  Brennan has thrown interceptions in 70% of his games played this year, he even had a game where he threw 5 int’s and another where he threw 4.  I don’t think I need to tell you, but this is not NFL talent.  They could substitute any loser into this offense and still beat crappy teams, nuff said.

 

  Aww, how cute.

 

Colt Brennan you are a standup guy.

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