UDOJ Gives Us His Playoff Picks

November 20, 2007

The Ultimate Decider of Justice was late with his picks, but usually he is too crunk out of his mind to make deadlines. No matter though, you will find his words entertaining. Remember to click on the links for added hilarity.

While clearly inferior at the top and bottom, as well as in the middle, the NFC stands to gain the most from this campaign because it will offer compelling drama at the top of the seeding tree. Read the rest of this entry »


It’s Tuesday and I am angry

November 20, 2007

Sorry I couldn’t get to you on Monday dear readers. Sometimes even LWN can’t get everything done in a meager 24 hour period. I apologize for not getting my NFL picks to you this past week, but you probably would have lost anyway. You see, I was operating from undisclosed locations this past week to take down terrorist cells located in Central Virginia and North Florida. They sent me in obviously due to my sheer awesomeness when it comes to all things. The good news is I acquired many air miles while also serving as an “Air Marshall” in a highly secretive manner. I hope you all see how absurd I am being.

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My life as a Bills fan…

November 20, 2007

As the lone Buffalo Bills fan contributor on this blog, I feel that I must chime in. I mean, the Bears are getting posts, why not devote one to a team that is at least .500? Lets be real, nobody expected the Bills to win that game on Sunday, I couldn’t watch past halftime. I do have issues with Belichick running up the score like he does. When you are destroying the Bills, there is no reason to go for it on 4th down. I could rant about this endlessly, but whats the point? Read the rest of this entry »


“Is This Really a Sport?” Of The Week!

November 20, 2007

For this week’s “Is this really a sport?” we take a trip to Belgium to examine the the validity of Bossaball.

People, don’t be too quick to judge on this one, first please consider this, they have “samba referees”.

What is Bossaball you ask? Well, I will tell you. It’s a ball game between 2 teams that combines volleyball, football, gymnastics and capoeira. The game is played on a court made of trampolines and inflatables (like a bouncy-bounce, for you layman).

Ha! Now I bet you’re thinking “what the hell is capoeira?” Well, I’ll tell you that too. Read the rest of this entry »