Biggest Thugs in Sports/ Arrest(s) of the Week

Early Saturday morning, on separate incidents, two Jacksonville players were arrested! The old North Florida twofer. Offensive Tackle Richard Collier was found sleeping in his car by local police and admitted he had been drinking.

Jags rookie Linebacker Justin Durant was charged with resisting arrest without violence. According to Florida law and the Law Offices of David Edelstein, resisting arrest without violence means-

College Football Week 10

“What constitutes news these days?”

Yahoo, CNN, MSNBC on any of these websites you can always find useless shit no one cares about as “national news.” Why just today I found out that Jerry Seinfeld’s wife wrote a cookbook, and another woman accused her of stealing her idea to sneaky healthy foods into your children’s meals. Another popular item is ‘Shocker on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ With Halloween in mind, ‘Skimpier, Sexier Costumes Turn Heads’ and ‘Sex offenders locked down on Halloween’ are also on the front page.

I understand that today is Halloween, but how about an article about why women dress up as a “skanky ______,” instead of stating skimpy outfits turn heads. Ask these tarts why they feel it is socially acceptable to masquerade as major skanks and use a children’s holiday as their reasoning, masking their needs to feel approved by horny men. LWN says, be what you are if your father didn’t love you, dress like a street walker every day as your revenge.

Come on news outlets. I want to know the price of a barrel of sweet crude, how my stocks are performing, how wildfires in So Cal will affect my bottom line. I don’t care that Paris Hilton went to a bar and needed to wear two hair dos for her outfit! Is there a war going on? Oh I guess it doesn’t matter since Helio Castroneves is still alive on DWTS!